The Big Ass Book of Jokes pdf epub fb2

The Big Ass Book of Jokes by Rudy A. Swale pdf epub fb2

The Big Ass Book of Jokes Author: Rudy A. Swale
Title: The Big Ass Book of Jokes
ISBN: 156975649X
ISBN13: 978-1569756492
Other Formats: lit txt rtf lrf
Pages: 480 pages
Publisher: Ulysses Press; First Printing edition (April 1, 2009)
Language: English
Category: Humor & Entertainment
Size PDF version: 1488 kb
Size EPUB version: 1758 kb
Subcategory: Humor




<DIV><STRONG>SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS</STRONG><BR><BR>Don&#8217;t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In <EM>The Big Ass Book of Jokes</EM>, there&#8217;s a joke to tell every day about everything&#8212;from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.<BR><BR>&#8226; <STRONG>Why don&#8217;t women blink during foreplay?</STRONG> <BR><BR><EM>They don&#8217;t have time.</EM><BR><BR>&#8226; <STRONG>Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.</STRONG> <BR><BR><EM>Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.</EM><BR><BR>&#8226; <STRONG>The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.<BR>&#8220;That&#8217;s holy water from Rome,&#8221; says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, &#8220;This smells more like whisky.&#8221;</STRONG> <BR><BR><EM>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t that amazing,&#8221; says Collin. &#8220;Another miracle!&#8221;</EM><BR><BR>&#8226; <STRONG>A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.</STRONG> <BR><BR><EM>The blonde shouts at him, &#8220;Shut up! You&#8217;re next!&#8221;</EM><BR><BR>&#8226; <STRONG>A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. &#8220;That&#8217;s a very smart dog,&#8221; says the man.</STRONG> <BR><BR><EM>&#8220;He&#8217;s not so cleaver,&#8221; says one of the players. &#8220;Every time he gets</DIV>